Saturday, February 16, 2008

Rock It!!!

it's 1am, and this chick has been trying to pull her car into her garage for over half an hour. her boyfriend and dog come out to help, but it's still not getting over the ice. frustrated, i yell "you gotta rock it!!" out my window. they look around, confused. i eventually give up, put on my new boots, and head out. when i ask, they say they don't need help, but i know they're just being polite, so i push anyway. the dog is confused and tries to bite my ass, but succeeds only in nipping it. a couple minutes later, we have gotten the car in the garage. the boyfriend asks where i go to school. "columbia... that's an art school, right?" "i guess," i reply. "so, do you want some pot?" "no thanks," i answer. "i'm going to stick to beer tonight."

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