DIY DUI

Birthday Man is drinking a 40 and dancing in his garage. why is the bottle in a bag? he's in his own home!! more disturbing, however, is the fact that no music is playing. he's dancing in the alley by himself to nothing. and then i see him get in his SUV. time for some drunk driving! i consider calling the cops in the interest of public safety, but i didn't get the make or model or license plate number or nothin'. luckily, he returns about 15 minutes later. he gives a warning honk at the end of the alley, waits, inches forward, stops, honks again, waits about a minute, then finally starts moving the last 50 feet to the garage. now the fun part: backing in. 1st try: oh, so close! 2nd: i think the left rear tire hit the side. 3rd: nope. 4th: ok, the left side of the car definitely scraped the wall that time. 5th: stops halfway in for a 2 minute rest. 6th: almost takes off the side mirror. 7th: inches in at last. he comes out for a little celebratory dance, sees that there is no one around to appreciate it (he thinks), and goes inside for the night.